Twenty One Questions and Forty Four Answers
1. Why do all public AIDS tests always come back negative?
Aquilogy: Because public figures always switch blood samples
Afrosliqdiva: Hawu, publicity stunts buy "public figures"... imagine Kabelo testing positive... Haai no!
2.What happens if a woman inserts her finger inside her partner's rectum during sex?
Afro: Oh I know this one, he will jump up & cum at the same time!
Aqui: She'll gets to have smelly fingers
3. A man produces 78 million sperms a day. There are six billion people on earth today. How many sex sessions will it require him to double the world's population?
Aqui: It will be Impossible to double the earth's population, there are not enough resources on earth and if we get overpopulated a new strain of disease will get created by the illuminati to control the numbers.
Afro: Eish..
4. Has anybody ever been convicted of stealing a Bible?
Afro: Don't think so.
Aqui: I know someone who was convicted of stealing a platinum crux
5. Why do married people want their extra-marital lovers to bonk only them even though they bonk someone else every now and then?
Afro: Basile... mina angeke ngivume!
Aqui: I wouldn't know i'm not married
6. Why do black guys take condoms to spas?
Afro: Coz they have hopes of shagging mersus (spelling???) or some random female inside the sauna thingy....
Aqui: They Do?! I haven't been to a spa and I don't know of any darkie who has been to one
7. Why are married people easy to screw than single ones?
Afro: Coz balahlile vele, it is just like that...
Aqui: Like I said I'm not married so I wouldn't know.
8. How many millimetres of sperm is released during a single ejaculation?
Afro: Do NOT know
Aqui: about 3 million, I'm kidding I have no clue
9. Is it promiscuity when a man has five wet dreams in five nights with five different women?
Afro: LoL, yes... I mean no... what Aquilogy said!
Aqui: No, It's sexual frustration
10. Why can't women be allowed to be polygamists?
Afro: Ya, babuze! That is what I wanna know too
Aqui: Isn't Queen Modjadji a polygamist?
11. What speed does sperm travel when it leaves the penis?
Afro: Ehe... why so many sperm Q'a vele, Are you sexually frustrated dude?
Aqui: You are very obsessed with spermatozoids today neh?
12. Why can't prostitutes keep a framed picture of Rahab in the bodelo?
Afro: WTF
Aqui: ?????????
13. What is the most sensitive part of your body?
Afro: Balls for guys and the back of the knees/neck for ladies Aquilogy!!!
Aqui: The glans if ur male and the clitoris if ur a female
14. What are the contents of xtube?
Afro: Dunno
Aqui: Pr0n?
15. What kind of a film is Blue Bayou?
Afro: Porn
Aqui: I don't know
16. How many litres of milk does a mother produce for the duration of her breastfeeding?
Afro: Dunno
Aqui: Breast milk taste like kak
17. How many Chinese male porn actors do you know?
Afro: Have never watched chinese porn, I'm scared of what I'll be exposed to!Yuk... Imagine Jackie f*ckin someone in a movie???
Aqui: Mr. Chow long is one
18. Why are Choice condoms packaged like buscuits?
Afro: Hmmmm
Aqui: It's the most economical arrangement. according to sigma 6
19. Who is Jack Steed?
Afro: A porn star
Aqui: A pr0n star?
20. Are you a porn addict?
Afro: I watch porn clips everyday... but I am NOT an addict
Aqui: No comment
21. Would you star in a porn movie for $1million or an orgy for $7million?
Afro: Orgy for $7 mill.... duh!
Aqui: Hell yeah
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Twenty One Questions & Sixty Nine Answers
1. Why do banks refuse to save your bank statement on your flash disk even when you request?
Kwaki: They have no idea how to do it.
Afrosliqdiva: Coz you flash disk might have a virus.... (that's what I heard)
Aquilogy: Security reasons. It might contain spyware
2. Does President Thabo Mbeki have a business card?
Kwa: yes, its just not in his name
Afro: Duh, for when he goes to another country out of Africa... maybe!
Aqui: Famous people don't need bus cards
3. How much text can the fastest person type on their cellphone in one minute?
Kwa: Ask these teens on mxit
Afro: Fastest person in what???? I can't run fast but I can down a beer very fast??????
Aqui: Is that an actual question
4. Why don't South African police commissioners rise along the ranks like other countries?
Kwa: They get arrested before they can
Afro: "South African Police Commissioners" - need you ask more?
Aqui: Your questins are hard man
5. Would Nelson Mandela still be alive if he was never kept in jail?
Kwa: I doubt
Afro: Nope... the nigger would've been "assassinated" ages ago!!!
Aqui: Nah
6. Why does Chris Rock pull more crowds than David Kau?
Kwa: He is more audible
Afro: Chris rock is funny... Why go out of your way to see David Kau when you can see him any other day?
Aqui: Chris Rock is funny, David Kau is cheesy
7. How many copies of newspapers does Sunday Times circulate?
Kwa: Too many
Afro: Dunno
Aqui: Enough to make sure all the leaked documents go to them
8. Why did the Black Management Forum give an Excellence Award to Jacob Zuma?
Kwa: Now that you mention it I wonder myself...
Afro: Bugs me too!
Laura: They did?!?!?
Aqui: 'Cause he's a political genius, we all thought his career would be over after the rape trial but he made a comeback
9. With algae on the beach and smoke over Beijing, will China host a successful Olympic Games?
Kwa: Yes
Afro: Good question.... I foresee many non-asian athletes going home empty handed.
Aqui: Yep
10. Why can't the Springboks win at the House of Pain?
Kwa: I am not a rugby fan
Afro: They won, didn't they??? You are talking the game on Saturday right?
Aqui: They won
11. How many overseas bank accounts did pilferer Hansie Cronje have?
Kwa: Dont know
Afro: Who cares.... if I were him, I would've done the same, except for the getting caught & dying part. (He is dead right?)
Aqui: I dunno
12. Did Mike Tyson really rape the 18-year-old beauty queen?
Kwa: No, she was just ashamed after the incident and claimed rape
Afro: As I said about the R.Kelly case... what's a black man to do when pussy is being flashed in his face???? Tap that isht!!! I think these women get upset when they get nothing (monetary or similar) after offering these niggers pussy. Then they run & cry rape!!! ***Just my thoughts***
Aqui: Nah, the hoe pra'lee wanted to get famous
13. Did America astronauts really land on the moon?
Kwa: You will be amazed what video special effects can do
Afro: You believe Americans??? Why are they the only ones who've spotted UFO's & the rest of those weird things I see in movies???
Laura: They did!
Aqui: They sure did, people should stop hatng on Amerrycah
14. How much per day will it cost South Africa to host the 2010 FIFA World Cup?
Kwa: a lot
Afro: Ask the 2010 LOC but I doubt you'd get a proper answer.
Aqui: It doesn't matter
15. Jesus Christ had 12 disciples, apart from Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Thomas, Judas and Peter, who were the others?
Kwa: Let me get back to u on that
Afro: They weren't porpular enough to be mentioned in the scriptures.
Aqui: ????????
16. In cricket, how many balls make an over?
Kwa: 6.. I think
Afro: I'm black dude.... I don't do cricket!
Laura: Um... 6?
Aqui: I used to play cricket in high school, damn I miss those days......six is the answa BTW
17. What is the longest sexual foreplay?
Kwa: Mine
Afro: Hmmmmmmmm.
Aqui: !!!!!!!! Is that a trick Question
18. Why do immigration consultants exaggerate the number of South Africans in the United Kingdom?
Kwa: As long as it's black it's African
Afro: Do they???? There are a number of South Africans in a lot of places overseas hey....
Laura: Propaganda?
Aqui: How do you know that they are exxaggerating?
19. Was Desmond Dube's Million Man March intended as a joke?
Kwa: He does comedy.... go figure
Afro: I think the dude was serious hey... he even did a song for that! pity it didn't work out as he had hoped.... goes to show just how much influence they have on peeps!!!
Aqui: LOL, I think he did
20. Why are you reading this questionnaire?
Kwa: I'm bored
Afro: I get paid to spend 8 hours looking busy and running around... when I aint got isht to do, I make sure that I still look busy!
Laura: Good question...
Aqui: Why did you write it?
21. What has happened to Eskom load shedding?
Kwa: Dont know
Afro: They got what they wanted.... guess we should expect them the next time they want the GVT to give them more money!!!
Laura: I wonder if it was really necessary in the first place... or if they were just flexing their muscles?
Aqui: The sequel is coming in August
1. Why do banks refuse to save your bank statement on your flash disk even when you request?
Kwaki: They have no idea how to do it.
Afrosliqdiva: Coz you flash disk might have a virus.... (that's what I heard)
Aquilogy: Security reasons. It might contain spyware
2. Does President Thabo Mbeki have a business card?
Kwa: yes, its just not in his name
Afro: Duh, for when he goes to another country out of Africa... maybe!
Aqui: Famous people don't need bus cards
3. How much text can the fastest person type on their cellphone in one minute?
Kwa: Ask these teens on mxit
Afro: Fastest person in what???? I can't run fast but I can down a beer very fast??????
Aqui: Is that an actual question
4. Why don't South African police commissioners rise along the ranks like other countries?
Kwa: They get arrested before they can
Afro: "South African Police Commissioners" - need you ask more?
Aqui: Your questins are hard man
5. Would Nelson Mandela still be alive if he was never kept in jail?
Kwa: I doubt
Afro: Nope... the nigger would've been "assassinated" ages ago!!!
Aqui: Nah
6. Why does Chris Rock pull more crowds than David Kau?
Kwa: He is more audible
Afro: Chris rock is funny... Why go out of your way to see David Kau when you can see him any other day?
Aqui: Chris Rock is funny, David Kau is cheesy
7. How many copies of newspapers does Sunday Times circulate?
Kwa: Too many
Afro: Dunno
Aqui: Enough to make sure all the leaked documents go to them
8. Why did the Black Management Forum give an Excellence Award to Jacob Zuma?
Kwa: Now that you mention it I wonder myself...
Afro: Bugs me too!
Laura: They did?!?!?
Aqui: 'Cause he's a political genius, we all thought his career would be over after the rape trial but he made a comeback
9. With algae on the beach and smoke over Beijing, will China host a successful Olympic Games?
Kwa: Yes
Afro: Good question.... I foresee many non-asian athletes going home empty handed.
Aqui: Yep
10. Why can't the Springboks win at the House of Pain?
Kwa: I am not a rugby fan
Afro: They won, didn't they??? You are talking the game on Saturday right?
Aqui: They won
11. How many overseas bank accounts did pilferer Hansie Cronje have?
Kwa: Dont know
Afro: Who cares.... if I were him, I would've done the same, except for the getting caught & dying part. (He is dead right?)
Aqui: I dunno
12. Did Mike Tyson really rape the 18-year-old beauty queen?
Kwa: No, she was just ashamed after the incident and claimed rape
Afro: As I said about the R.Kelly case... what's a black man to do when pussy is being flashed in his face???? Tap that isht!!! I think these women get upset when they get nothing (monetary or similar) after offering these niggers pussy. Then they run & cry rape!!! ***Just my thoughts***
Aqui: Nah, the hoe pra'lee wanted to get famous
13. Did America astronauts really land on the moon?
Kwa: You will be amazed what video special effects can do
Afro: You believe Americans??? Why are they the only ones who've spotted UFO's & the rest of those weird things I see in movies???
Laura: They did!
Aqui: They sure did, people should stop hatng on Amerrycah
14. How much per day will it cost South Africa to host the 2010 FIFA World Cup?
Kwa: a lot
Afro: Ask the 2010 LOC but I doubt you'd get a proper answer.
Aqui: It doesn't matter
15. Jesus Christ had 12 disciples, apart from Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Thomas, Judas and Peter, who were the others?
Kwa: Let me get back to u on that
Afro: They weren't porpular enough to be mentioned in the scriptures.
Aqui: ????????
16. In cricket, how many balls make an over?
Kwa: 6.. I think
Afro: I'm black dude.... I don't do cricket!
Laura: Um... 6?
Aqui: I used to play cricket in high school, damn I miss those days......six is the answa BTW
17. What is the longest sexual foreplay?
Kwa: Mine
Afro: Hmmmmmmmm.
Aqui: !!!!!!!! Is that a trick Question
18. Why do immigration consultants exaggerate the number of South Africans in the United Kingdom?
Kwa: As long as it's black it's African
Afro: Do they???? There are a number of South Africans in a lot of places overseas hey....
Laura: Propaganda?
Aqui: How do you know that they are exxaggerating?
19. Was Desmond Dube's Million Man March intended as a joke?
Kwa: He does comedy.... go figure
Afro: I think the dude was serious hey... he even did a song for that! pity it didn't work out as he had hoped.... goes to show just how much influence they have on peeps!!!
Aqui: LOL, I think he did
20. Why are you reading this questionnaire?
Kwa: I'm bored
Afro: I get paid to spend 8 hours looking busy and running around... when I aint got isht to do, I make sure that I still look busy!
Laura: Good question...
Aqui: Why did you write it?
21. What has happened to Eskom load shedding?
Kwa: Dont know
Afro: They got what they wanted.... guess we should expect them the next time they want the GVT to give them more money!!!
Laura: I wonder if it was really necessary in the first place... or if they were just flexing their muscles?
Aqui: The sequel is coming in August
6/21/08
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Twenty-One Questions and Forty-Two Answers
Why does the SABC always can all the good dramas?
Diva: Coz they are getting itshotsho eli-grand from other production houses... maybe!
Kwaki: It can afford it
What does blue got to do with policing?
Diva: I have no idea!
Kwaki: I am colour blind
How old is the African National Congress, really?
Diva: Dunno!
Kwaki: Who cares
Why does petrol price increase take place on Wednesdays?
Diva: Midweek has less emotions flying around, try telling someone bad news on a Monday - you'll fuck their entire week and on a Friday - you'll fuck up their weekend!
Kwaki: What the Diva said
What happened to the $100 million worth Death Row Records?
Diva: Dunno!
Kwaki: Taxes
Is Bafana Bafana ever going to be a powershouse?
Diva: Never! Bafana Bafana..... no words can realy describe what my views are.
Kwaki: No
Will we ever have a black James Bond?
Diva: Why would you want to see a Black James Bond... wanna see a darkie using ama panga & beer bottles to get out of sticky situations??? The whole gadget things doesn't work for bodarkie!
Kwaki: Only if Obama wins
Why does Formula One always race on Sunday?
Diva: Why not? Nothing's wrong with racing on a Sunday!
Kwaki: Don't care
Who killed Tupac?
Diva: Eish!
Kwaki: People don't kill people guns kill people
Where are all the dead comrades that the ANC keeps reburying before every election hidden?
Diva: No idea
Kwaki: Dunno
When will Amy Winehouse die?
Diva: Leave Amy alone.... she's my favourite crack whore!
Kwaki: When she stops taking drugs
Will Barrack Obama become US President?
Diva: I don't know hey.... America with a black president????
Kwaki: Ha ha ha ...oh u are serious? Never
Why is Celine Dion sounding better than Celine Dioff?
Diva: Dude?
Kwaki: Age
Does an impotent man also wake up horny in the morning?
Diva: You're a guy..... you should know!
Kwaki: ask me after i celebrate my 100th birthday
Will anything short of death take Robert Mugabe out?
Diva: Bobby must be assassinated one time!
Kwaki: No
Can an adult male add extra centimetres to their dick?
Diva:Inkunzi emnyama....
Kwaki: yes
Where is Dr Dre's Detox album?
Diva: Dr. Dre' still raps, nigga is danm old!
Kwaki: In rehab
Where is Osama bin Laden?
Diva: Osama lives in Hollywood Boulevard.
Kwaki: dead
Will the Democratic Alliance ever rule South Afrika?
Diva: The DA will never rule... same goes for I.D, UF, FF, ACDP and all the other parties in SA - Finish & Klaar
Kwaki: i wish
Why is there no oil pipeline from the Arab countries to Israel?
Diva: Errrr
Kwaki: Dunno
Why do poets think they are the most intelligent human species alive?
Diva: Poets are just shity and crappy, I thought I was the only one who thought that they (poets) behave like they are the only people who are intelligent.... Fcuk!!!
Kwaki: They are
Why does the SABC always can all the good dramas?
Diva: Coz they are getting itshotsho eli-grand from other production houses... maybe!
Kwaki: It can afford it
What does blue got to do with policing?
Diva: I have no idea!
Kwaki: I am colour blind
How old is the African National Congress, really?
Diva: Dunno!
Kwaki: Who cares
Why does petrol price increase take place on Wednesdays?
Diva: Midweek has less emotions flying around, try telling someone bad news on a Monday - you'll fuck their entire week and on a Friday - you'll fuck up their weekend!
Kwaki: What the Diva said
What happened to the $100 million worth Death Row Records?
Diva: Dunno!
Kwaki: Taxes
Is Bafana Bafana ever going to be a powershouse?
Diva: Never! Bafana Bafana..... no words can realy describe what my views are.
Kwaki: No
Will we ever have a black James Bond?
Diva: Why would you want to see a Black James Bond... wanna see a darkie using ama panga & beer bottles to get out of sticky situations??? The whole gadget things doesn't work for bodarkie!
Kwaki: Only if Obama wins
Why does Formula One always race on Sunday?
Diva: Why not? Nothing's wrong with racing on a Sunday!
Kwaki: Don't care
Who killed Tupac?
Diva: Eish!
Kwaki: People don't kill people guns kill people
Where are all the dead comrades that the ANC keeps reburying before every election hidden?
Diva: No idea
Kwaki: Dunno
When will Amy Winehouse die?
Diva: Leave Amy alone.... she's my favourite crack whore!
Kwaki: When she stops taking drugs
Will Barrack Obama become US President?
Diva: I don't know hey.... America with a black president????
Kwaki: Ha ha ha ...oh u are serious? Never
Why is Celine Dion sounding better than Celine Dioff?
Diva: Dude?
Kwaki: Age
Does an impotent man also wake up horny in the morning?
Diva: You're a guy..... you should know!
Kwaki: ask me after i celebrate my 100th birthday
Will anything short of death take Robert Mugabe out?
Diva: Bobby must be assassinated one time!
Kwaki: No
Can an adult male add extra centimetres to their dick?
Diva:Inkunzi emnyama....
Kwaki: yes
Where is Dr Dre's Detox album?
Diva: Dr. Dre' still raps, nigga is danm old!
Kwaki: In rehab
Where is Osama bin Laden?
Diva: Osama lives in Hollywood Boulevard.
Kwaki: dead
Will the Democratic Alliance ever rule South Afrika?
Diva: The DA will never rule... same goes for I.D, UF, FF, ACDP and all the other parties in SA - Finish & Klaar
Kwaki: i wish
Why is there no oil pipeline from the Arab countries to Israel?
Diva: Errrr
Kwaki: Dunno
Why do poets think they are the most intelligent human species alive?
Diva: Poets are just shity and crappy, I thought I was the only one who thought that they (poets) behave like they are the only people who are intelligent.... Fcuk!!!
Kwaki: They are
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