Showing posts with label blogger love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogger love. Show all posts

3/21/08

WOW!

And the Winner is....
Some say rugby is the most complicated sport to understand, which we need a World Cup where the Springboks are partaking to follow. True, it is not everybody's cup of tea. We knew of the giant All Blacks forward (was he a forward?) Jonah Lomu when he was threatening us in 1994. Okay, we shall not brag about winning that game because it's water under the bridge.

Then we united again when we bidded to host the Rugby World Cup for 2007, which we lost to France. We might have lost the bid but we won the Webb Ellis Trophy, against big-headed England nogal. And this is the second time that we were united behind the green and gold as a nation.

How do I follow all this information being an arts and culture blogger? Most of it is inspired by the blog (www.keo.co.za) that wins my Most Visited Blog Award. It was started by that Mark Keohane dude who nearly gave some administrators a heart attack when he wrote his tell-all book.

It's a brilliant blog that you should visit when you want to know everything about the Super 14, Vodacom Series and all rugby information. It wins the Kasiekulture Most Visited Blog Award. I'm a fan already.

3/11/08

WOW!

And the winners are..!

Finally the results for the Kasiekulture Blog Awards are out, just a few weeks before the SA Blog Awards. The following blogs that won by popular votes should be the blogs to watch at this year's awards. Not by any order here are the winners;
Best Innovative Blog;> these precious illusions

Best Updated Blog;> (decision still pending as we are still talling the votes)
Best Layed Out Blog;> Bible Blog
Best Humurous;> Life
Best Blunted Blog;> Kgaitsedi
Best Honest Blog;> Oh Really Now!
Best Visited Blog;> (decision still pending as we are still talling the votes)
Best Inspirational Blog;> Holy Nigga! (special mention goest o Let People Speak
Most Addictive Blog;> (decision still pending as we are still talling the votes)
Most Commented on Blog;> Why South Africa Sucks

Special thanks to all the people who smsed and who took their time to vote for their favourite blogs. Results for the three categories not awarded today will be out soon with a review of the winning blogs.

Regards
Kasiekulture Awards Division

3/6/08

HUMOUR

Kasiekulture Blog Awards vs Win A Car
Uncle Kwaki suggested that we should form a tag-team and poke more fun at the blue-eyed boys who nearly crucified me for asking why was it possible to have an English president in Zimbabwe while Barrack Obama is being reminded every minute that he is a Negro and he used to snort coke. I asked innocently until I realised that I have stirred an honert's nest with my tongue-in-cheek analysis of race and exclusivity, a la Reiz Hostel.
So, this year instead of waiting to be invited to the South African Blog Awards I decided to do a Jacob Zuma and lobby so that I can be an unstoppable tsunami come April 3rd. Already I have won the crucial Limpopo nomination with a Best Inspirational Blog accolade awarded by our uncle Kwaki who art in Venda. I have a speech that I have prepared because it was a tough contest, or so I'm told. 'I'll like to thank the billionaire boys at Google for buying Blogger and turning it into a global platform. Also for buying youtube and hope that they buy xtube as well, and leave zoopy alone. I also wanna thank the purple haze that gave me all the Pretoria posts. Thank you Tshwane, you and I know I'm barely sober when I'm walking your streets. I wanna say to the other nominees, it's not about winning but about being nominated. Yeah, it's not like to the Naledi Awards (read Lebo M) or SA Blog Awards (read Capdog) but the Uncle Kwaki Blog Awards are the only worthy awards out there. Thank you, come to my after-party".
Sure sure, now here are the Kasiekulture Blog Awards categories;

Best Innovative Blog [A]

Best Updated Blog [B]

Best Layedout Blog [C]

Best Humourous Blog [D]

Most Blunted Blog [E]

Most Honest Blog [F]
Best Visited Blog [G]

Most Inspirational Blog [i]
Most Addictive [J]
and finally Best Commented on Blog [K]

To vote for your favourite Blog SMS 'Kasie' then the alphabet and blog name to +2784362941* or just post a comment. Results soon.

Hey, on a serious note go to the South African Blog Awards website and take part in the 2008 contest. It's a nice initiative that should be supported by all bloggers worth their last post. Nominations are now open. Viva!

4/16/07

DEAR BLOGGER

BLOGGERS OF MZANSI, ABANDON THE OSSEWA!

Recently I read in one of the weekend newspapers a point I have previously noted and argued that it needs serious scrutiny. It was a comment published by an observant journalist about the South African Blog Awards. Now ours is a diverse country with lots of different people who use different platforms to articulate issues but it has never crossed my mind that such issues can be articulated along racial lines. The killing of white farmers is not a white but a South African issue since these farmers provide livelihood for many black families. It's not about another De La Rey song either but blatant exclusion of people from an activity based on their race and physical location. The majority of darkies don't live in Fourways but townships which makes Sun City more central than a northern suburb.
Like the author of the article correctly articulated I was also puzzled a month ago to learn that there's a section of our community who have made it a habit to build a new ossewas everytime their comfort zones are invaded, especially as a result of government transformation policy or pure co-existence needs. The SA Blog Awards are a case in point. I'm not saying white people should include blacks in everthing they do but if they are going to use a name like 'South Africa' they better make sure whatever they do is inclusive.
I actually wanted to intiate the start of these awards a few months ago at noticing that quite a number of people are into blogging and that only American bloggers get all the media attention at the expense of local bloggers, but to my surprise I discovered that 'the franchise' if I may call it already exists in the hands of a crowd whose commitment to moving the blogging sub-culture beyond its current level is questionable. I was not stressing since I figured in the line of the Canadian, Irish and British Blog Awards every blogger will be kept up to date about developments in this new sub-culture.
My first observation at visiting the SA Blog Awards website is that the current organisers seem not to be serious about creating a contest worthy of entering but simply out to trademark the brand so that suppose a serious entertainment or media entity wants to pursue them as an entertainment calendar contender like the South African Music Awards, Blue Cranes, Vunas, Sithengi etc, or any of the many awards and events on our social calendar they in the future can sell the name and brand at a price.
What I saw on their website was a bunch of clowns out to patronize whoever had good intentions about blogging. I mean I reckon this 'thing' must move beyond a fad to a serious media tool like it's the case in other countries whereby freelance writers and columnists no longer send directly to editors but post on personal blogs where their rants get picked by newspapers as good content.
When United States of America Presidential hopeful Senator Barrack Obama's second name was accidentally misspelt by Cable News Network as 'Osama' recently it was bloggers who picked the mistake first and alerted the powers that be in Atlanta. South Africa should reach that level whereby the presidential imbizo in Soweto can be monitored from a blog belonging to a Sowetan and the 19h00 news can be found fresh on blogs from bloggers as far as Bisho, Cape Town, Khutsong and Timbaktu. I can easily believe a story about what's happenig in Khutsong from a blogger in the area than a journalist who was parachuted in with a list of sources.
We can't wait for national newspapers that answer to shareholders to expose musical talents when locals can do that on their blogs which is where the newspapers can pick a good story and publish it - of course acknowledging the source and paying for the find.
The story in the newspaper was on point about something wrong with the racial make-up of the bloggers who met for the awards. I was not there but I reckon 13 years into democracy you can't have Broederbond mentality while you brand yourself using 'South African. There are hundreds of blogs by darkies which either by design or coincidence didn't make it to the ill-fated SA Blog Awards irrespective of the national South African Broadcasting Corporation having given the organisers a stint on Morning Live. And that exclusivity conduct has to stop.
I personally have sent my link to many media entities and editors for reviews and possible syndication of material and all I got was a cold shoulder while every week I read about some 60- year blogger in Baghdad or some teen in New York. Our local journalists always have something to write about some American or European blogger and even pick stories from overseas while locals generate equal quality content which continues to bypass the editor's sight.
I can really be vocal because I am a freelance journalist blogger myself. I started Kasiekulture in December to fill a void that was there. Barely four months later it has more than 100 entries about anything, from politics, analysis, news, sports, entertainment, book, music and film reviews, humour, opinions, profiles and hundreds of good pictures. It's an arts and culture blog.
I can also cite blogs by ordinary professional darkies such as yodemo and lekgema (by journalist Tshwarelo eseng Mogakane), kgaitsedi (by PR practitioner Karabo Kgoleng), afrosliqdiva (by Events Co-ordinator Khensani Mathetha), kwaki (by Marketing Manager Lihwa Kwela) and scores by deejays and artists which I can not fill in this space but find interesting. These are blogs by South Africans for South Africans. And how the hell we'll have a laager community in South Africa honouring themselves without us begs for an investigation. Our media should expose hypocrisy where it raises its head. And the SA Blog Awards are one big ossewa that should be dismantled!


* This article has been sent to the letter's section of two Sunday newspapers and we pray that it gets published verbatim.

4/1/07

ANALYSIS

BLOGGERS OF MZANSI, UNITE!
This past weekend I thought, what the hack, nobody has pulled my leg this April Fool's Day but it will be nice if I can give love to the four most important bloggers whose material keep me sitting infront of this computer trying to be intelligent. Hey, I read lots, so whoever was chosen was on merit. To other Kasiekulture visitors with own blogs, expose them eKasie and I'll gladly review them in due course.
Fellow Mpumalan
ga blogger Afrosliqdiva noted my blog as one with the longest entries (thursday, march 22 - Ran out of Topics). I found that inspiring given that I'm a sucker for her blog, Oh really now! and can only urge all my beloved visitors with a sense of humour and wit to often pop in at the Diva's haunt for some err...not so serious tongue in cheek pep talk or foamy stuff from a green bottle (courtey of Heineken and SAB - may their beef be laid down in peace). I protest against the folks who think her entries are long and concur with her that if they are lazy how did they pass the seven subjects at matric? Or did they buy their senior certificates the same way we do Learner's and Driver's Licenses now in anticipation of June? I've met people who said that the Diva reminds them of Lerato (ouch, all the Leratos) Mogoatlhe from City Press/Pulse. I immediately reprimanded them to rephrase and confess how Lerato (oops, I did it again) reminds them of the Diva. Okay, that's my confession, I read blogs, especially local ones cuz they write about stuff I know. I'm not refering to Kwaki's Dr Phil (emon, Misogyny & Phillip Inc) advises that encouraged the Diva to finally show her face but you know, just that tongue in cheek talk about why he needs to get an endorsement contract (and lots of T-shirts and caps) from SAB-Miller for all the poison he guzzles much to the detriment of Heineken and the types of women we have to sift through on our way to the aisle (I personally ain't going there even though I'll appreciate being a Rent-A-Bestman candidate). One of my player-friends commented of the Diva, "she's beautiful, but not the type I'll go out with. I don't want to remain wondering who's boning my woman in my absense". Wow, how paranoid, start a paranoid blog mate.
Some of
my kasiepeople should go to Bethal and bury their heads in the fifteen or so bucket toilets still left (that's if you can believe what the department of local government is saying in BOLD printed press releases) in the province for expressing their shock that Kwaki actually killed Cupid. I mean we've already buried the pauper-bastard at Msogwaba Trust Cemetery without fanfare but some people just bumped into the confession and wonder how the bloke died a pauper forgetting that love is 'supposed' to be free. It has never ceased to amaze me how people love beef. Last week I made an entry about the editor of Ymagazine and I put him in the same category as Kwaki and suddenly my kasiefolks wanted to know why would a virile man (who my womenfriends have compared to a reincarnation of Makaveli the Don could) find pleasure in stabbing helpless Mr Matchmaker on the back like Brutus. I told them Kwaki figured backstabbing is nice (for lack of a lethal word) because you slaughter the bloke while they are still smiling, which is the final portrait they'll take to hell. My Kasiefolks sort of clicked the little hyperlink and went through to LIFE and then wrote back to me and said, "that's the man who deserve a tongue-lashing and not poor Kabomo". Sorry Kabomo joe, it was not deliberate (even to use 'deliberate' instead of 'intentional').
Well, why should I tongue-lash a brother who killed the only son-of-a-bitch who makes it difficult for us menfolk to get unabridged love? See, when we bump into those BEE millions we rush and buy big 4x4s and German sedans. For what? To hide our small sizes. The real big guys drive Porsches. The women whose men are small love big cars as well, ask the dope-fiend Sigmund Freud who had to wait until he was eighty years old and impotent to fly in a plane.
My point; sure Diva joe, I make long entries because I'm short in other departments. I often visit Kwaki's blog cuz I think someday he'll advise us about how a 13-load hammer dependent 9mm Pietro Beretta can do the job of a semi-automatic recoil based AK47, both the penetration depth and the duration. People with short concentration spans usually make long entries and those who are pretty long in areas just like to keep it sweet and short. Have you heard this one; I guess I picked it, either from yodemo or some equal looney at a Standerton bin with an IQ of minus 24 (George Bush's IQ). They say the guys who love prolonged sexual foreplay (Tantric - helping you to climax without sex) are scared of the actual act. The only long tools they posess are their tongues and fingers and they love to stick them in some dodgy areas. "These guys can lick a chick for hours on end as if she has been marinated and when they finally jump into the pond they cum out quick, complaining of either the water is too hot or cold. And they are sorted right there, they have detoxed the steam". Sorry, I'm drifting from the issue.
Hey, if you really want
to know how fucked up some people can be, visit my very loyal confidante, Karabo who is patched somewhere in Jozi. I've been trying to hook her a plot at Rorke's Drift but the salespeople faint before finishing counting the number of zeros that should accompany the eight infront of the R (Rand) Now, Karabo knows about the fucked up dudes who live on booty calls and think that flipping a bird helps them to immediately look like oil paintings by Vincent van Gogh. Actually I want to pose a challenge to the two intelligent women I've ever shared ideas with. Diva and Karabo should indulge me and write a 500-word piece for kasiekulture. Here's your topic women; 'Men are not going to be Ivys anymore, so how did the Ivy-era handbag make a comeback?'. Let's not beat about the bush; barely a few years ago women were not carrying handbags when we went out with them. This handbag fad might be a recurring fashion statement, but given that when chicks carried plastic (before Prada, Chanel and Louis Vuitton) handbags, dressed in acrylic two piece suits, beret and stilettos us guys were into Habit (self-belt) pants, Viyella and Viscose shirts plus greasy Jerry-curls. We got rid of the Jerry-curls for brush and chiskop, botsotso for cargo-pants and Omega sandals for Chuck Taylors. But girls are back with the handbags; what's up ladies?
Finally, the last
blogger on my roster is that crazy St Lucas tha Ribelatti (H.eye.V-AIDS) whose two blogs yodemo and lekgema are never short of controversy. Let me initiate you into the mind of this journalist/writer/emcee/poet/blogger/commentator/blah-blah-blah. I'm actually half of his wholeness because he contributes stuff to kasiekulture, write news for Media24, busts rhymes and jots poetry which in Hebrew should be classified kosher while I only do half of that excluding posting to yodemo. I told Kwaki to stay away from physical contact cuz that's the only way to avoid MadCowDisease or is it MadGeneDisease (MGD, sounds like the name of a SUV)
I feel like Santa Claus (please Kwaki man, don't slaughter this m&*?^%$£"!r as well)
Here's what I'm going to do for kasiefolks;
TELL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIEND TO VISIT YODEMO AND LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT IT ON KASIEKULTURE PLUS THEIR EMAIL ADDRESS AND EVERYONE OF THEM WILL RECEIVE H.EYE.V-AIDS' rap SONG 'HA KE TSENA' ON EMAIL, WHICH THEY'LL BE ENCOURAGED TO SHARE WITH FRIENDS ON MP3 (Happy Winter Christmas from your Brother Christmas cuz I'm too young to be your Father)
Now this was not that long an entry. Oops, for the Green Bottle Brigade, how are you guys coping while Heineken is still adding its most important ingredient 'TIME'? (otherwise aka Donkeypiss) Guess it's lawsuit time.