The Best Desert Ranger on Wheels?
This television advertisement was shot for a European television station but was never flighted due to reasons regulators raised based on prejudice. The client, who was eyeing Israel as the next expansion market and with ready plans to open a new plant there was not amused. Tell me, what was wrong with this ad?
SCENE: A derelict semi-desert with few tents and mudhouses
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SCENE: Three brown double-cab FORD Ranger bakkies are racing through a stretch of dust road, passing first an Arab man with his 12-years-old son pushing a wheelbarrow full of corn. About hundred metres down the footpath they pass three masked women who are accompanied by a middle-aged man
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SCENE: Inside each of the three bakkies are five Israeli Defence Forces Golani Bridage soldiers, in full combat gear and cradling M16s and Uzzi automatic rifles fitted with extra lethal gadgets.
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SCENE: After filing past the man who is accompanying the three women reaches for his cellphone.
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SCENE: The bakkies come to an abrupt stop outside a mudhouse and the soldiers rush out, four (the ones with Uzzis) break the door and enter the house, four (with AR15s) take positions outside, four (armed with M16s) take positions around the bakkies while the three drivers remain behind the wheel.
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SCENE: Three masked men with AK47s and an RPG launcher crawl out of a tent on another side of the camp
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SCENE: The four soldiers with Uzzis walk out of the mudhouse with two blinded and cuffed men with uncombed beards
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SCENE: The three bakkies pull off leaving dust in their midst.
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SCENE: The three gunmen arrive at the mudhouse and throw their hands up in surrender
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SCENE: The three bakkies leave dust in their midst as they retrace the route they came through, this time with the two men bundled in the cabin.
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Sell Off One: FORD Ranger, The favourite Golani Getaway Extended Cab
DISCLAIMER: This is a parody. Not to be taken seriously.
This television advertisement was shot for a European television station but was never flighted due to reasons regulators raised based on prejudice. The client, who was eyeing Israel as the next expansion market and with ready plans to open a new plant there was not amused. Tell me, what was wrong with this ad?
SCENE: A derelict semi-desert with few tents and mudhousescuts to...
SCENE: Three brown double-cab FORD Ranger bakkies are racing through a stretch of dust road, passing first an Arab man with his 12-years-old son pushing a wheelbarrow full of corn. About hundred metres down the footpath they pass three masked women who are accompanied by a middle-aged man
cuts to...
SCENE: Inside each of the three bakkies are five Israeli Defence Forces Golani Bridage soldiers, in full combat gear and cradling M16s and Uzzi automatic rifles fitted with extra lethal gadgets.
cuts to...
SCENE: After filing past the man who is accompanying the three women reaches for his cellphone.
cuts to...
SCENE: The bakkies come to an abrupt stop outside a mudhouse and the soldiers rush out, four (the ones with Uzzis) break the door and enter the house, four (with AR15s) take positions outside, four (armed with M16s) take positions around the bakkies while the three drivers remain behind the wheel.
cuts to...
SCENE: Three masked men with AK47s and an RPG launcher crawl out of a tent on another side of the camp
cuts to...
SCENE: The four soldiers with Uzzis walk out of the mudhouse with two blinded and cuffed men with uncombed beards
cuts to...
SCENE: The three bakkies pull off leaving dust in their midst.
cuts to...
SCENE: The three gunmen arrive at the mudhouse and throw their hands up in surrender
cuts to...
SCENE: The three bakkies leave dust in their midst as they retrace the route they came through, this time with the two men bundled in the cabin.
fades to...
Sell Off One: FORD Ranger, The favourite Golani Getaway Extended Cab
DISCLAIMER: This is a parody. Not to be taken seriously.
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