7/25/08

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Twenty One Questions and Forty Four Answers

1. Why do all public AIDS tests always come back negative?
Aquilogy: Because public figures always switch blood samples

Afrosliqdiva: Hawu, publicity stunts buy "public figures"... imagine Kabelo testing positive... Haai no!
2.What happens if a woman inserts her finger inside her partner's rectum during sex?
Afro: Oh I know this one, he will jump up & cum at the same time!
Aqui: She'll gets to have smelly fingers
3. A man produces 78 million sperms a day. There are six billion people on earth today. How many sex sessions will it require him to double the world's population?
Aqui: It will be Impossible to double the earth's population, there are not enough resources on earth and if we get overpopulated a new strain of disease will get created by the illuminati to control the numbers.

Afro: Eish..
4. Has anybody ever been convicted of stealing a Bible?
Afro: Don't think so.
Aqui: I know someone who was convicted of stealing a platinum crux

5. Why do married people want their extra-marital lovers to bonk only them even though they bonk someone else every now and then?
Afro: Basile... mina angeke ngivume!
Aqui: I wouldn't know i'm not married
6. Why do black guys take condoms to spas?
Afro: Coz they have hopes of shagging mersus (spelling???) or some random female inside the sauna thingy....
Aqui: They Do?! I haven't been to a spa and I don't know of any darkie who has been to one
7. Why are married people easy to screw than single ones?
Afro: Coz balahlile vele, it is just like that...
Aqui: Like I said I'm not married so I wouldn't know.
8. How many millimetres of sperm is released during a single ejaculation?
Afro: Do NOT know
Aqui: about 3 million, I'm kidding I have no clue
9. Is it promiscuity when a man has five wet dreams in five nights with five different women?
Afro: LoL, yes... I mean no... what Aquilogy said!
Aqui: No, It's sexual frustration
10. Why can't women be allowed to be polygamists?
Afro: Ya, babuze! That is what I wanna know too
Aqui: Isn't Queen Modjadji a polygamist?
11. What speed does sperm travel when it leaves the penis?
Afro: Ehe... why so many sperm Q'a vele, Are you sexually frustrated dude?
Aqui: You are very obsessed with spermatozoids today neh?
12. Why can't prostitutes keep a framed picture of Rahab in the bodelo?
Afro: WTF
Aqui: ?????????
13. What is the most sensitive part of your body?
Afro: Balls for guys and the back of the knees/neck for ladies Aquilogy!!!
Aqui: The glans if ur male and the clitoris if ur a female
14. What are the contents of xtube?
Afro: Dunno
Aqui: Pr0n?
15. What kind of a film is Blue Bayou?
Afro: Porn
Aqui: I don't know
16. How many litres of milk does a mother produce for the duration of her breastfeeding?
Afro: Dunno
Aqui: Breast milk taste like kak
17. How many Chinese male porn actors do you know?
Afro: Have never watched chinese porn, I'm scared of what I'll be exposed to!Yuk... Imagine Jackie f*ckin someone in a movie???
Aqui: Mr. Chow long is one
18. Why are Choice condoms packaged like buscuits?
Afro: Hmmmm
Aqui: It's the most economical arrangement. according to sigma 6
19. Who is Jack Steed?
Afro: A porn star
Aqui: A pr0n star?
20. Are you a porn addict?
Afro: I watch porn clips everyday... but I am NOT an addict
Aqui: No comment
21. Would you star in a porn movie for $1million or an orgy for $7million?
Afro: Orgy for $7 mill.... duh!
Aqui: Hell yeah

3 comments:

  1. 1. Because public figures always switch blood samples

    2. She'll gets to have smelly fingers

    3. It will be Impossible to double the earth's population, there are not enough resources on earth and if we get overpopulated a new strain of disease will get created by the illuminati to control the numbers.

    4. I know someone who was convicted of stealing a platinum crux

    5.I wouldn't know i'm not married

    6.They Do?! I haven't been to a spa and I don't know of any darkie who has been to one

    7. Like I said I'm not married so I wouldn't know.

    8. about 3 million, I'm kidding I have no clue

    9. No, It's sexual frustration

    10. Isn't Queen Modjadji a polygamist?

    11. You are very obsessed with spermatozoids today neh?

    12.?????????

    13. The glans if ur male and the clitoris if ur a female

    14 Pr0n?

    15. I don't know

    16. Breast milk taste like kak

    17. Mr. Chow long is one

    18.It's the most economical arrangement. according to sigma 6

    19. A pr0n star?

    20. No comment

    21. Hell yeah

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  2. 1. Public figures switch blood samples

    2. She gets to have smelly fingers

    3. The population can't be doubled, there are not enough resources. Once a population exceeds a certain point, a new disease gets born

    4. I know of one who was convicted for stealing a gold cross pedant

    5. I dunno, I'm not married

    6. They Do? I thought darkies didn't go to spas

    7.Like I said I'm not married

    8. Two?

    9. no, Itswayi

    10. Isn't Queen Motjatji one?

    11. You are really obssesed with spermatozoid neh?

    12. ?????????

    13. The spine.

    14. what is xtube

    15 A pr0n flick?

    16 Breastmilk doesn't taste good

    17 Chow Long is the only one I knw of.

    18. It's the most economical arrangement of packaging condies.

    19. A pr0n star?

    20. No comment

    21. hell yeah

    ReplyDelete
  3. 1. Hawu, publicity stunts buy "public figures"... imagine Kabelo testing positive... Haai no!

    2. Oh I know this one, he will jump up & cum at the same time!

    3. Eish..

    4.Don't think so.

    5. Basile... mina angeke ngivume!

    6. Coz they have hopes of shagging mersus (spelling???) or some random female inside the sauna thingy....

    7. Coz balahlile vele, it is just like that...

    8. Do NOT know

    9. LoL, yes... I mean no... what Aquilogy said!

    10. Ya, babuze! That is what I wanna know too

    11. Ehe... why so many sperm Q'a vele, Are you sexually frustrated dude?

    12. WTF

    13. Balls for guys and the back of the knees/neck for ladies Aquilogy!!!

    14. Dunno

    15. Porn

    16. Dunno

    17. Have never watched chinese porn, I'm scared of what I'll be exposed to!Yuk... Imagine Jackie f*ckin someone in a movie???

    18. Hmmmm

    19. A porn star

    20. I watch porn clips everyday... but I am NOT an addict

    21. Orgy for $7 mill.... duh!

    ReplyDelete

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