
I know because I have been told that for a man to ejaculate in a few seconds all a woman needs to do is to slot her tallest finger into his anus and circulate it nicely until she feels a little rough patch called a g-spot. Sexologists claim that if she massages this spot nicely a man will dish his load in a jiffy. If you thought the tip of your penis was the most sensitive then you are a novice. Now you know why there are so many homosexuals in metropolitan areas. Well, I don't know much about that but I know for sure that there's an errogenous spot called a clitoris which swells when rubbed nicely or licked and which stimulates a woman to an explosive orgasm if she's recognise the sudden flush as an orgasm. And you should also understand why a woman stands a better chance of satisfying another woman better than a man. Well, I'm not trying to be clever but to make a point that there's always a spot connected to any part of our body that has the potential to have a problem and a solution.
The body is so well-made that it can heal itself if we know where the drivers are. Some guys I know don't even know where the clitoris is and that nipples are sensitive. Well, me, as you should have figured by now am actually quite smart and know of a few things which I will focus on at my Promenade practise. My area of focus will be alternative healing, acupuncture, reflexology etc.

However, a friend once came to me all rusty and angry the other day and sat down without uttering a single word. I looked at him and asked him what's up and he said 'nothing' and kept quiet. I reprimanded him and said, 'look joe, you don't leave your own place, come to my place only to bore me with your cold presence'. He said he was having a bad day and I thought here goes Dr Kasiekulture.
After brushing his forehead with an ostrich feather during which he was giggling like a whore having an orgasm I said to him, 'When you are having a bad day you need to drink lots of water, it might be that you are dehydrated and there's not enough water to nourish your mood'. After doing it he was all jovial telling me about Loyiso Gola for President, a show he watched over the weekend.
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