I've been in an on and off relationship for the past eight years with a woman I'm brave enough to confess that I love her so much that I just can not mess up and marry her. This is longer than some people have been in marriages. This is longer than some people I know have been bonking the same woman every night in their bedroom. For this I think I deserve an award. Please take to your feet and give me a standing ovation.
Between this eight years I have had other short term relationships, approximately twelve or thirteen. Some two years ago I had a daughter. At the time when I was not yet even sure that I was the father there was almost 40 guys, all with Melville physical addresses who were claiming that they are the fathers.
Quite funny hey? I'm sure you are already asking yourself if the mother is failed musician Kedibone Mkhabela. No ways. The mother is a down to earth woman who's neither a celebrity or familiar with the guys who wanted to father my daughter.
Why would a bunch of drug-addict men want to father an angel I still don't know.
Can you believe that they had to take a group DNA test to be dismissed as potential fathers of my child. Some felt like fixing the results, they paid bribes to the laboratory technicians, one of those technicians used to work for SABS and knew how to fix the results of bonking sessions.
Okay, you think I'm just being funny, no ways. Or maybe I'm just being funny.
Aw bakathini, uyindoda yangempela uyazi!!! Yup, you are a brave somebody, confessing your love & all.
ReplyDeleteKids can do wonders for people... I've seen "lustig'" men tame down at the sight of their lil' ones... of coz there some idiots that would rather disappear than give a baby some love!
8years is a long time dude! SO marry the woman already and stop stalling!! hasn't it been long enough? Surely you've tested your love 4 her many times and the fact that you still with her says something right???? RIGHT!
Now tell me how U did it! no, no,no... tell mehow to keep a man (without getting annoyed by lil nasty habits that guys usually have) for atleast 2 years!!! And don't tell me about compromise & understanding - I do that a lot already!
(Just so U know.... Im just blabbing - only coz I can)
PS: This is the shortest entry by U so far - from the ones I've read!
STEREK WA #$@#%. KE DILO MANG ONYANG KA TSONA. KGALE KE BONA GORE WENE LE EMINEM LE FO DI TSHWANELA - YOU ARE JUST MORE SELF-CENSORED TO RELEASE THE TIRADE OF MISOGENY THAT IS IN YOU.
ReplyDeleteAS FOR ME. AM LOOKING FOR A PERFECT WOMAN - A WOMAN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN J-LO. SERIOUS. I WANT SOMEONE TO HIDE MY IMPERFECTIONS BY HER FLATTENING BEAUTY. IF I DON'T GET HER, I WILL PROBABLY JOIN THE MASHEGO-MATTERS CREW.