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Twenty One Questions & Sixty Nine Answers

1. Why do banks refuse to save your bank statement on your flash disk even when you request?
Kwaki: They have no idea how to do it.
Afrosliqdiva: Coz you flash disk might have a virus.... (that's what I heard)
Aquilogy: Security reasons. It might contain spyware
2. Does President Thabo Mbeki have a business card?
Kwa: yes, its just not in his name
Afro: Duh, for when he goes to another country out of Africa... maybe!
Aqui: Famous people don't need bus cards
3. How much text can the fastest person type on their cellphone in one minute?
Kwa: Ask these teens on mxit
Afro: Fastest person in what???? I can't run fast but I can down a beer very fast??????
Aqui: Is that an actual question
4. Why don't South African police commissioners rise along the ranks like other countries?
Kwa: They get arrested before they can
Afro: "South African Police Commissioners" - need you ask more?
Aqui: Your questins are hard man
5. Would Nelson Mandela still be alive if he was never kept in jail?
Kwa: I doubt
Afro: Nope... the nigger would've been "assassinated" ages ago!!!
Aqui: Nah
6. Why does Chris Rock pull more crowds than David Kau?
Kwa: He is more audible
Afro: Chris rock is funny... Why go out of your way to see David Kau when you can see him any other day?
Aqui: Chris Rock is funny, David Kau is cheesy
7. How many copies of newspapers does Sunday Times circulate?
Kwa: Too many
Afro: Dunno
Aqui: Enough to make sure all the leaked documents go to them
8. Why did the Black Management Forum give an Excellence Award to Jacob Zuma?
Kwa: Now that you mention it I wonder myself...
Afro: Bugs me too!
Laura: They did?!?!?
Aqui: 'Cause he's a political genius, we all thought his career would be over after the rape trial but he made a comeback
9. With algae on the beach and smoke over Beijing, will China host a successful Olympic Games?
Kwa: Yes
Afro: Good question.... I foresee many non-asian athletes going home empty handed.
Aqui: Yep
10. Why can't the Springboks win at the House of Pain?
Kwa: I am not a rugby fan
Afro: They won, didn't they??? You are talking the game on Saturday right?
Aqui: They won
11. How many overseas bank accounts did pilferer Hansie Cronje have?
Kwa: Dont know
Afro: Who cares.... if I were him, I would've done the same, except for the getting caught & dying part. (He is dead right?)
Aqui: I dunno
12. Did Mike Tyson really rape the 18-year-old beauty queen?
Kwa: No, she was just ashamed after the incident and claimed rape
Afro: As I said about the R.Kelly case... what's a black man to do when pussy is being flashed in his face???? Tap that isht!!! I think these women get upset when they get nothing (monetary or similar) after offering these niggers pussy. Then they run & cry rape!!! ***Just my thoughts***
Aqui: Nah, the hoe pra'lee wanted to get famous
13. Did America astronauts really land on the moon?
Kwa: You will be amazed what video special effects can do
Afro: You believe Americans??? Why are they the only ones who've spotted UFO's & the rest of those weird things I see in movies???
Laura: They did!
Aqui: They sure did, people should stop hatng on Amerrycah
14. How much per day will it cost South Africa to host the 2010 FIFA World Cup?
Kwa: a lot
Afro: Ask the 2010 LOC but I doubt you'd get a proper answer.
Aqui: It doesn't matter
15. Jesus Christ had 12 disciples, apart from Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Thomas, Judas and Peter, who were the others?
Kwa: Let me get back to u on that
Afro: They weren't porpular enough to be mentioned in the scriptures.
Aqui: ????????
16. In cricket, how many balls make an over?
Kwa: 6.. I think
Afro: I'm black dude.... I don't do cricket!
Laura: Um... 6?
Aqui: I used to play cricket in high school, damn I miss those days......six is the answa BTW
17. What is the longest sexual foreplay?
Kwa: Mine
Afro: Hmmmmmmmm.
Aqui: !!!!!!!! Is that a trick Question
18. Why do immigration consultants exaggerate the number of South Africans in the United Kingdom?
Kwa: As long as it's black it's African
Afro: Do they???? There are a number of South Africans in a lot of places overseas hey....
Laura: Propaganda?
Aqui: How do you know that they are exxaggerating?
19. Was Desmond Dube's Million Man March intended as a joke?
Kwa: He does comedy.... go figure
Afro: I think the dude was serious hey... he even did a song for that! pity it didn't work out as he had hoped.... goes to show just how much influence they have on peeps!!!
Aqui: LOL, I think he did
20. Why are you reading this questionnaire?
Kwa: I'm bored
Afro: I get paid to spend 8 hours looking busy and running around... when I aint got isht to do, I make sure that I still look busy!
Laura: Good question...
Aqui: Why did you write it?
21. What has happened to Eskom load shedding?
Kwa: Dont know
Afro: They got what they wanted.... guess we should expect them the next time they want the GVT to give them more money!!!
Laura: I wonder if it was really necessary in the first place... or if they were just flexing their muscles?
Aqui: The sequel is coming in August